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Parade Horse

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.
My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.
by shaw1188 December 6, 2014
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Horse Shitter

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.
My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.
by TotesObvi October 14, 2015
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War Horse

Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!

Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
by TheWarHorse100 March 7, 2019
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killed a horse

The act of defecation, pooping, or taking a shit, in which the fecal matter smells exceptionally foul, similar to the smell of a rotting horse carcass.
He wanted to take a shower but couldn’t go into the bathroom because someone had just killed a horse.
by Cainblack2004 August 23, 2019
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milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk
in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"
by curtis450 December 22, 2017
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last horse

A person who is frequently the last person in the group to grasp a new idea or joke.
And the last horse crosses the finish line. Glad tonsee you caught up with the rest of us Drew.
by Snyper36912 May 11, 2017
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donkey-horse

The art of calling someone a horse donkey.
Fart Dick- You donkey-horse!
Dick Fart- Your the Donkey-Horse!
by SpaceOtters369 May 29, 2017
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