gearoid

gearoids are smegma males who are typically closeted homo,
these types of men tend to hang out with other short people typically under 2ft to make them feel tall,
gearoids tend to attract annoying blonde haired boys named finn who really like fortnite and dont shut up,
altogether gearoids are really annoying and say the n word alot

person 1: hey have you heard of gearoid?
person 2: yeah hes such a n-

by meomwomeowmeoew October 10, 2021

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

Bondage geared slave

It is when your slave become horny and start disobeying you just for you to whip his ass while he wears bondage

KSI WAS HORNY AFTER WATCHING SOME GAY MIDGET PORN SO HE WENT TO JOSH AND START DISOBEYING HIM AND THEN DAADY JOSH BECAME MAD AND TIED KSI TO A ROPE AND A COLLAR SO JJ WAS A BONDAGE GEARED SLAVE AND JOSH WAS WHIPING HIS ASS IT MADE KSI SCREAMING: OH YEAAH WHIP ME HARDER DADDY JUST LIKE YOU DID TO MY ANCESTORS

by Kebab Shawarma May 12, 2016

go go gadget gear shift

A phrase said in hoeps of initiating a boner.

While watching a porn Ben said, "GO GO GADGET GEAR SHIFT!"

by asdftqaeradsf November 11, 2008

Gearbox

Game developers currently making Brothers in Arms and made Halo PC.

Liek whoamg! Gearbox are leet!

by WereDogfish December 13, 2004

Gears Of War 2

The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.

Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2

"After Game Release"

Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"

9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!

by Enatap Ynohtna February 17, 2010

gear head

A musician (most common in guitarists and drummers) who spends more time reading about and buying gear than they actually spend playing music. Gear heads think that by spitting out a flood of brand names and model numbers to their friends that they will sound more intelligent than they actually are. Also, they hope their new equipment will compensate for their lack of practice. Truthfully it shows they spend too much time on the toilet reading "Musicians Friend".

guy: I would let him in this band but gear heads are annoying

by TASHonCDBaby June 1, 2010