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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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Gentleman's Duel

Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.
Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?

Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!
by Musicman182 October 30, 2023
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gentleman's ambition

When one finishes a beer and immediately wants another one, because when they start drinking they find it difficult to stop. Originally coined by Handsome B. Charming on Twitter in June of 2022.
I almost let my guard down and kissed my beautiful wife before I was hit with a wave of gentleman's ambition, and left the house in search of my one true love: another beer.
by Ambitious Gentleman June 16, 2024
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gentleman's tilt

A marine that has seen combat wears his cover tilted to the side ever so slightly.
Pog: Why does he wear his cover to the side?

Grunt: shut up pog. Its a gentleman's tilt.
by Ddog12341 January 26, 2014
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A Gentleman’s Lift

When your golf ball lands in a bad spot, so you move it to a better spot without incurring a penalty stroke.
Mike: “What a horrible tee shot, how am I going to hit it from there?”

Jamie: “Just use a Gentleman’s Lift”
by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020
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Gentleman's Shave

This is when you shave your Genitals and butt hole in preparation for the summer months at the beach.
"Bro, I need to have a gentleman's shave before i can to go Ibiza"
by Grandmaster Pope March 8, 2020
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Gentleman Warts

When you wore a condom and still caught something.
Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.
by schogirl January 11, 2010
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