wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

steak-fry

The shocker but vanilla

Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook

Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.

by amphetaminesalt May 23, 2024

Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.

Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!

by StringsEh April 18, 2021

Frying Frick

the action of removing ones genitalia and using it as a pass the pastel reward

"do you guys wanna play Frying frick?"
"Oh wow, I've won a frick"

by Mellurboo July 6, 2023

Squishy Fry

A golden doodle puppy that is skinny as a stick but fluffy as a bear, eats poop and has a paper tongue.

Hey squishy fry.. you look skinny today like the fit of poop on face really is trendy.

by never ever seen them February 8, 2021