friendly

longing
longing
behaving and
longing

like a déja vu

🦴

"hey, you didnt text back? I waited in the park for 93 minutes."
"yeah, naw, i had a business talk with jeff bezos and then played a friendly with sunderland. busy man, busy man, you know?"
"Oh. wow. you're so great and strong and sexy. sure, i'm so sorry for disturbing you. I guess, its whenever then. 🖤"

by Krkič April 17, 2019

frienabomber

A person who treats friends poorly, often inversely proportionate to how well the friend treats them.

Elizabeth is the original frienabomber; the nicer you are to her the shittier she treats you.

by Scones R. Badforyou August 8, 2019

Friendly Catfishing

Not really catfishing but it’s when a couple switch there profile pics on their personal social media and confuse other people.

Jake is friendly catfishing his teacher into fucking him

by Heodre October 2, 2019

Friendly

When a girl is touching all up on other boys hugging them and just always laughing at the boys joke, in conclusion basically flirting with other guys or girls while you have a bf or while your bf is around.

Damn your girl being so friendly with him.

by Josh12345910 January 23, 2020

friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

Friendcompoop

One of your friends who happens to be socially awkward or foolish or embarrassing.

Essentially a nincompoop but someone that is a friend of yours.

I hope Will behaves himself tonight and does not embarrass us. He can be a real friendcompoop.

by Economical G March 22, 2020

Friendly Fire

A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.

Did you see swafor trying to friendly fire just because he wasn’t covering his shift

by DAB#2 June 21, 2020