footmesan

The gratings of gunk, and dead skin from the bottoms of your feet. (Pronunciation: fʊt-muh-zan) short oo vowel in the ʊ.)

Steve utters, “Footmesan belongs in the trash. What’s it doin’ in a pile on yer floor Luke?” Luke replies, “Meh! I’ll take care of my footmesan later.”

by Amelia.Summers October 7, 2025

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foottellay

Meaning: A silly, exaggerated replacement for “what the heck.”
Examples:

“Bro is a foottellay man fr.”

by kyleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 3, 2025

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Footsie Job

When someone footjobs you while touching your bones and nutting on your bed and leave cum stains on your bed. Also can be given to yourself but might result in you kicking your own balls.

Heh... time to footsie job myself to some roblox avatars...

by Putra6353 January 14, 2026

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Soopa Frootie Man

A person whom has been the reciepient of a soopa frootie (an office prank where someone takes over someone elses e-mail to embarass the.

Dude, you're the Soopa Frooty Man!

by Satori November 4, 2004

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Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

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1. Someone that spends enough time in different bars to be able to tell you which place has good nachos and which place has REALLY good nachos.

2. Someone that knows the food/bar special schedules for different bars (e.g. Taco Tuesdays, Wednesday Wings, Thirsty Thursdays).

3. An alcoholic.

His advanced hindsight with respect to our choice of appetizers indicated that he was a bar foodie, or at least had been here drunk on more than 10 occasions.

by AleclikeBaldwin October 17, 2010

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