a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
by b_gambino September 09, 2011
by Jeff Layton September 12, 2007
When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!
by Bobby leche November 29, 2015
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.
meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?
john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?
john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
by FuckingMonsterCock December 23, 2009
A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps August 11, 2008
A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
by iron_city_ap December 24, 2010
by itsme1978 October 21, 2013