first comment, first effect

Accepting someones type of skill

*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect

by crazyundefinedguy December 13, 2017

First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

by Dolphsps January 5, 2018

first violin

generally a violinist who has a enormous ego. they look down upon all the sections and are generally more privileged. we are better than you *hairflip*

Person 1: “look it’s the first violin with the big ass ego
Person 2: “ew”

by amandafrancesca January 14, 2018

first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

by giraffe-o July 12, 2018

firetoaster_

The biggest dicked male in the world. Paved the way for many pornstars not saying who and gets hell of grills. They call him mister steal your grill not because he is black because he can kill you with one insert of his massive cock. The color blue is ghey like the thing called Nubstty and FireToaster_ is not ghey. He flips dicks and bangs chicks a man once said that before but fuck it this is the urban dictionary so im hella thicc with the stick.

FireToaster_ can never be prego because he is a male that donkey punches chicks.

by Not Toaster_ October 29, 2018

First sight hype

First sight hype

When someone looks good at first but on second glace does not

I thought she was fine but it was first sight hype.

by Jeffwordz September 8, 2019

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019