A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!
Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010
Get the Evan Lammug. Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."
by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006
Get the Reid Evansmug. by Snippppper January 7, 2020
Get the Jack Evansmug. an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god
by your mala habbibe March 3, 2021
Get the evan sinclairmug. A giant ogre who makes fun of people for the lols but nobody laughs or thinks he’s funny also thinks everyone loves him aka George Walters
by Alisha burton October 24, 2017
Get the Bailey Evansmug. 
Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019
Get the Evan Callhammug.