Ethan

the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.

“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

A huge wuss who says he is tough but wusses out when the time comes for him to do something.

Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared

by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.

“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”

by Elog June 5, 2019

Ethan

Stupid nigger who need to hang himself

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger

by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019

Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.

“did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”

by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017