MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020

Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016

Victim Envy

When a member of a group that has historically oppressed others sees the general public having empathy for oppressed people, they become jealous of that attention and they engage in mental gymnastics so that they can see themselves as some type of victim

People like to pretend there’s a war on Christmas because they have victim envy

“Why can’t I be proud to be white?”

by Posternutbag811 November 16, 2023

speedtest envy

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours

Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.

by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018