Ear Bong

Ear Bong is drinking alcohol, usually beer, out of an Elephant Ear plant leaf.

When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.

by FCBlues April 18, 2011

Potara earrings

Earrings from the Dragon ball universe that let the two people who wear them on opposite ears fuse after the earrings make them touch tips. The fusion was supposed to be permanent until Dragon ball super happened and it wasn't.

Goku and Vegeta used the potara earrings to become Vegito. Then, Vegito kicked the shit out of Buu-Han until Buu-Han ate Vegito and he defused because of Buu's stomach acids.

Goku and Vegeta fused again to anal Zamasu. They pulled off a Final Kamehameha before they defused because the writers wanted Trunks to use the Spirit to defeat Zamasu.

Cauliflia and Kale used the potara earrings to become Kefla so they could defeat Goku until he went ultra instinct and wiped Kefla's ass.

by Coochie_Catcher0621 November 12, 2019

bat ears

Some one with insane hearing skills.

The spawn of man bat and batwomen

1. Psst look at that guy over at the other end of the corridor he hasn't hit puberty yet

boy. I can hear you. That kid had bat ears.

2. Go my bat ears destroy all the radios and satellites( man bat hates noise)

by Ancientmayanritual May 10, 2015

mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

by mgbeach September 7, 2006

Swimmers Ear

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008

Ear Crack

When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it

this song is crack to my ears!

This song is ear crack!

by TheStudent April 13, 2008

ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

by McShawty October 16, 2008