Emotional Blow-Job

The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.

" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job"

by ~Mimi~ December 14, 2008

Glass Case of Emotion

a term used to describe the telephone booth in which Ron Burgundy is encased in after the assumed death of his spanish-speaking dog, Baxter.

'glass case of emotion': classic Ron

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

emotional support animal

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.

Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.

by Chad Brylo January 29, 2018

Emotional Side-hoe

A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent

Mary, I think I'm Jimmy's emotional side-hoe.

by MJ17 June 29, 2017

Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.

Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022

emotional bitch slap

to be told something so harsh its like a bitch slap to your emotions

"dude your new hair colors pretty dingy"
"hey man thats like an emotional bitch slap"
"sorry man"

by sdcox March 16, 2009

Emotional partners

This is when you are connected with someone, but not dating them, but you have feelings for each other. Otherwise known as stupid.

my ex-bf wants to be emotional partners with me...which I don't understand cuz it wasn't even defined until now. I'd expect more out of a girl. And I don't actually like him back, either. So that means him calling me screaming "I'm coming to your house!" makes him a creepy asshat.

by happygirl448 March 7, 2011