dumper bumping

Dirty anal sex. It was first pioneered by the Gap Tooth Pirate, Cromer. Before ejaculation, the man pulls out and cums on the girl's face, because "she knew it was coming".

Cromer and Tiffany were dumper bumping in the locked room. I knew because of the grunts of pain from Tiffany and the stink of bunghole and sweat.

by Captain Crunkbeard August 18, 2006

Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

dump thump

Another word for anal sex

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Dump 'n' jump

Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.

He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.

by cowpiewi May 9, 2010

Dummy Gladhands

An oafish or clumsy person

of course steve broke the chair, he's a total dummy gladhands

by cptftcock April 1, 2011

Corporate Dump

The act of defecation at work without clocking out or waiting for a lunch break.

Joe likes to take corporate dumps because it's far more satisfying to crap while getting paid.

by sputza December 9, 2008

Gangsta Dump

To poop "gangsta" style, laying sideways. Most often done by clueless inner city youths who think doing anything on it's side, makes it "gansta"
Also known as punching Sam Walton.

Yo wanna ride wit' us,? Den yo gotta poop right! Pull down dose drawers and Gangsta dump, yo! Flash some gang signs wit yo toes!

by Boink Farnk November 17, 2009