when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.
Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"
by imagit July 3, 2012
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When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
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b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 5, 2014
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Hey look at that, a douche of emos.
...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
Hey look at that, a douche of emos.
...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
by Mirrors July 13, 2009
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by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009
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Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
by Shantytown January 28, 2010
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