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git er done 

an exhortation encouraging someone to complete a task. the phrase has lurid psychological underpinnings associated with bringing a woman to orgasm which may account partially for its vast and otherwise inexplicable popularity.

whenever i hear this phrase i always recoil thinking--please don't come at me attempting to be southern with the nationalized media vernacular of lawrence the cable man.
how can i prove that i am a sleazy undersexed leering fool? i know, i'll say "git er done."
git er done by Mark Clinton Davis December 9, 2008
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You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:
*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory
You Done Fucked Up by spageeetti August 28, 2021

done been had 

exactly what it sounds like, past tense, means the same as "i already had that". ghetto term of broken english.
"i done been had that shirt when i came up in the hizzy, yo"
done been had by bluereaper May 27, 2008

done the dirty 

Basically another way to say sex. Probably most often used when the little ones are around, or when you just don't want to say the word sex. Some people may see it as implying that sex is dirty.
Me: Nah...haven't done the dirty yet, I'm not legal.

(Yes, I would actually say that if you asked. And no, that does not mean when I turn sixteen that I will straight away.)

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.
It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Cum and done 

"Cum and done" refers to a woman who is willing to have sex for money (a hooker), but as soon as the guy cums, she is immediately out of the mood, takes the cash, puts her clothes on and leaves.

As opposed to a more expensive escort, who is paid by the hour, and even if the guy finishes after five minutes, will stay with him to cuddle, kiss, wait for a second erection or even just to talk.
Escorts cost more, but their services are much more satisfying than those of cheap cum and done street hookers.
Cum and done by Arak2 January 10, 2011

dented can 

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
dented can by Mike Ouellette December 8, 2004