Ditch McGritch

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.

(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches

or

You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"

by Injinct February 17, 2024

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

ditch lizard

a greasy slimey person

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard

by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.

Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?

by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025