David 

A small man who acts intelligent but isn't really. Recently had an accident in the mouth area. His friends find his sister HOT and wonder how he could be her sister.

"wow his sisters hot but not that David"

David by frances1234566790 March 17, 2013

David 

A boy who likes to work on his pec until he achieves orgasm.

David Likes to work on his pec to the point of ejaculation.

David by David Johnson Pecker August 29, 2010

david 

a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.

Shut up you damn David.
Yo david, stop hiting on my girl

david by tylerdent November 16, 2011

David 

David is the name of a complete douchebag. He acts like a fboi but he doesn't get the girl. He acts like he does. He thinks being rude to girls works.

The way you talked to that girl was so David

David by Djl15010 August 17, 2016

David 

David is the true defenition of gay and or Homosexual He likes to grab the cubes or buns of the same sex

"Dude that guy is so david"
"I know right"

David by iMaster9644 December 23, 2015

David 

a faggot no one likes mostly cheats stills and hurts himself most likely possesed.

David is a cunt

David by to damn filthy November 28, 2016

David 

An asshole that thinks he's better than everyone else, usually a bully and normally has bad comebacks

Guy 1: David stop bullying me

Guy 2: I know your are but what I'm I

David by Davidhater115 January 9, 2017