Doing A Dev

1. Someone who is always late to social gatherings/events. Normally by at least an hour.

2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef

3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.

4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.

5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.

He’s Doing A Dev again.

Have you got anything gluten free?

by D alahan October 21, 2022

doing in the pooper

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.

Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did

by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009

Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

do weed

when you’re too high to say you smoke weed, you do it

“Yooo Jade I do weed” “No dumbass you smoke it”

by alex2370 May 15, 2018

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010