David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.

Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”

by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021

David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch

One: who’s David?
Two: A whore

by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022

David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

by heather101010111 April 24, 2022

David

People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.

“David gets no bitches🤣”

by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022

David

David is a sad pathetic wanna be Carlos. He makes up lies about himself to cover up his ugly physical features. He's probably gay, but tries to say straight jokes. Not only is he gay, but he thinks that every boy likes him because they laugh at one of his jokes.

There goes David's fat ass.

by unknown10101010 May 23, 2017

David

Narcissistic, self-absorbed yet insecure; follower even though demands to be a leader; thrives on Butt pleasure and singing pirates of penzance

That guy is such a David

by Shaka69 January 12, 2018