david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around
by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020
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by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022
Get the David mug.he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay
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by heather101010111 April 24, 2022
Get the David mug.The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
by jkdsahf nfhuiea fejfj;kdsjkkkk April 9, 2019
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by unknown10101010 May 23, 2017
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They usually have brown hair and
usually have glasses.
They usually have brown hair and
usually have glasses.
by The mystery 5000 October 15, 2017
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