crusty cricket

take a shit on a girls legs, let it dry, and rub your cock up and down to make the cricket noise.

the crusty cricket is badass

by A.Contreras January 12, 2010

crusty crevice

The indention someone gets on the side of their face from the constant wear of glasses. This person never washes their face or body leading to dirt build-up in the crevice. They also tend to stink.

"Hey, did you see Erika's crusty crevice today? She was scarffing down a dbl qrt pounder from mc'ds and all I could think was wash ur face skally!!

by yourmom420 January 17, 2011

crusty face

when your face gets so dried that it begins to crust and crumble; crusting of the face.

Ew... put some lotion on your face, you look like Erica Rosenbloom!

by lower merion February 14, 2005

crusty botch

A person of crusty, unlikeable nature.

Vitoria is a crusty botch

by Vinny L. October 18, 2007

Crusty Jugglers

Jugglers who are crusty.

Hey you look at them crusty jugglers.

by El Juggler Crusty December 05, 2008

butt crusties

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

by ButterCruster September 02, 2004

crusty clam

When a man shoots his cum on a womans labia majora and the woman leaves it there until it dries. Then the next man who gets in her pants finds her labia majora encrusted in cum.

"I pulled down her pants and found she had a crusty clam, so I licked it off."

by Mike Gallagher September 03, 2005