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Curly Crowe

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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Crow

A racial term used by white slave owners to describe a loyal slave. In certain context it is even more offensive than "nigger".
If that old crow runs off again im gonna sell em.
by Mr. Genius brain surgeon August 31, 2021
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Crow

“Crow” is a protector who watches and protects even though there presence is unrealized
Yeah, you’re like my crow man.”
by Caddaddy August 17, 2025
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backwards crow hop

Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina
Man, you ever tried the backwards Crow hop?
by Samantha kink March 31, 2020
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Crow

A black bird that can mean bad luck.
A long time ago people saw crows as bad luck signs, most people still do believe if you see a crow it can mean bad luck
Person 1: bro a crow landed on my arm
Person 2: that can be bad luck you know!

Kid: I saw a bunch of crows they were really pretty
Parent: those black birds? Yeah those are pretty but there annoying
by _0KitKat0_ October 29, 2020
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Crow

My friend’s five year old: “Oh, look! A Halloween eagle!”

Me: *to myself* wow, never again will this be bird formerly-known-as-crow will be called anything but Halloween eagle.. this child will lead our species into a golden age
by DxVxUS Assassin October 31, 2021
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