To describe a woman who is used as a placeholder by a man when his girlfriend is not present. Side-hoe, Side piece
Nathan told Mark that Natalie was just Male Canon Fodder until Brianna came back from vacation.
Maria told her friend Diana that she felt like she was was just Male Canon Fodder to Henry because Amy was working and he wanted love.
Maria told her friend Diana that she felt like she was was just Male Canon Fodder to Henry because Amy was working and he wanted love.
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by Bald egg Langston J. June 24, 2019
Get the Cringey Canoe 07 mug.Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
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(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
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Get the cock canopy mug.Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
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