Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

The Conservative Party

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

by The Queen's son January 16, 2009

neo-conservative

"A liberal who has been mugged by reality." (Irving Kristol)

The difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of "profiling" that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.

by fifilarue August 24, 2014

conservative

one of face of a trick nickel

"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"

by DisneylanDachau April 13, 2007

conservatory

Glass apartment building where its plant occupants don't have to pay rent.

New York Botanical Gardens has a really beautiful conservatory.

by pentozali December 20, 2013

conservative anarchist

A conservative anarchist is an anarchist who holds anarchy to an ideal but realizes it is unrealistic and impossible in its true form.

Look at Susan, she is such a conservative anarchist. She wants to bring down the state in a blaze of glory, but she can't help but feel that it would cause too much trouble.

by skhulzy May 14, 2015

Law of Conservation of Racism

Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.

Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.

by You can't handle my handle July 1, 2020