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Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online stop motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.
by kickyfattyss June 19, 2011
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Comin' in hot

We drank about 12 Jack & Cokes on the plane so we were comin' in hot to the Bellagio.

I was comin' in hot to Katie's party after that beer-di game, and when I saw that little slut in the black dress I went straight up to her and started grabbing her ass.
by RossB SF May 12, 2008
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comin down

yo comin down is when u ridin clean in ya slab, whip or whatever, but you can't be comin dine in a monkey ass car or hoopty.
Mayne i gonna be comin down on them boys when i slab my 88(delta).
by supaSTAR252 December 28, 2005
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Coning

The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.
*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?

Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.

Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*

Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.

*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.

Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!
by Gold.Emblemsourgummyworms March 16, 2019
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Caming

Caming is the act of being completely sober at a party, while making sure that female party goers are consuming alcohol and losing control of their inhibitions, and so are easy targets for his cheesy moves. A Camer will then later claim his exploits and apparent drunkenness.

Camed - the past tense use, eg, "She just got camed"

Caming - the present tense, eg, He's caming her"

Camer- the naming of a person who partakes in this act e.g, "That guy is a camer"
"That chick just got Camed"

"You just got Camed"

"He is definitely Caming on her"

"That guy is definitely a camer"
by Gagged Dodo June 12, 2012
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Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.
"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."
by Trauwyn June 10, 2005
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cowing

kóu-ing v. - A vulgar and juvenile activity that involves a group of men going out together to flatulate in public, with the intent of offending others. The term derives from the fact that cows produce copious amounts of intestinal gas on a continual basis, ergo, to "go cowing" is to intentionally go out in public to flatulate like a cow.
Hey bud, let's go cowing! We can fart all over the mall!
by Hal Jackson December 29, 2011
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