Pusstopher Columbus

Term for someone who seemed down for the cause but when it's showtime they back out.

We were all set to boost those tools at home Depot until pusstopher Columbus decided it wasn't the right thing to do

by Driculousness May 15, 2021

Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021

Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.

Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.

by Devontree September 30, 2021

Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 8, 2022

Blumbus from Columbus

A big gay bird whose blumbus reaches to Columbus. Gay bird who uses blumbus for recreation activities at gay bars in Columbus

Hey Steve look, it's the Blumbus from Columbus twerking at Davids!

by Gazellehoovesunite August 5, 2023

Columbus

the middle of nowhereseville.

Population: fanatic buckeye fans

Night Life: None to speak of

I'm from Columbus... so I moved out.

by synystersmile December 4, 2010

columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.

Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.

by Jerry November 30, 2003