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Colorado Sunrise

When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.
"yo i gave my girl a colorado sunrise this morning"

"damn is she ok?"
by shaylious baby 94 June 12, 2009
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Coloradoing

turning your penis inside out and wrapping it up in your ballsack, then your mate licks the entire package
The eager preteen searched for "coloradoing" on google.
by Colorado October 21, 2012
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Colorado Dipshit

A person native to the state of colorado. Uneducated and ignorant, the dipshit enjoys harrassing tourists and pretending that colorado is really that cool. See also hick, moron , asshole. The dipshit is not self-aware enough to realize that not everyone driving down the road wants to be behind a pack of bike riders. The Breckenridge dipshit, is a little more evolved. The type to hand you back your change and the tip jar at the same time. Pride is another symptom of the Colorado dipshit, proud to be dumb.
Heard while Driving down the street with Texas licence plates on, "GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS..." ME:"I'M NOT FROM TEXAS,YOU COLORADO DIPSHIT!"
by Guywholiveshere July 20, 2012
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coloradogirl

Shut up! I am NOT a whore. That rapist raped me!
by colorado 19-year old girl October 25, 2003
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colorado cocktail

Marijuana. Weed. Some of that home grown rocky mountain broccoli!

In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.
Let's chill with a Colorado cocktail!
by John Hickenlooper April 14, 2014
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colorado cookie

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!
by shroomz December 23, 2014
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The Coleman Theory

A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.
"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"
by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011
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