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Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
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Cain Treatment

The male form of 'Bowe Treatment'. When a man gets stressed seemingly for no reason and takes it out on another.
See 'Bowe Treatment'
by Daniel Winter July 1, 2004
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Cabinda

Translated from Angolian text to describe more than one vagina.
Chris: Did you see that business of ferrets just run by?

Amanda: No, but did you see all the cabinda in that group of girls? Holy shit!
by CabindaCrusher December 14, 2011
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cadince

Acts different at school and at home. Loves Beyoncé. Likes eating taco bell.
Cadince let's go to the store.
by Inspired Ari. February 24, 2018
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super-cained

'Super-cained' occurs to people smoking excessive amounts of pot. It is quite an intense high, as one will find oneself getting sucked into the centre of the earth. It's more intense than 'mashed,' much for intense than 'cained' and far more intense than just a 'high.'
"I... thiiiiiink I may be super-cained... AAAAARrrr!!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
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speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
by rDubs5 April 13, 2009
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Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010
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