Cardom

This term is attributed to the achievement of the ultimate form of orgasmic expression. To acquire this rank, you must ejaculate, defecate, and vomit simultaneously. Only a very select few individuals across time have been able to obtain this rank - such as Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein, Nostradamus and Elon Musk.

Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.

The secret to achieving Cardom was revealed to Tom Hanks during filming of the DaVinci Code

Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release

by Spanky Finkelstein February 24, 2025

carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.

"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//

by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025

Carbonatey

When you’re carbonated drink is spicy

Damn, this sprite is very carbonatey

by f31n.for_the G.O. A. T April 26, 2025

Carbonatey

When you’re carbonated drink is spicy

Damn, this sprite is very carbonatey

by f31n.for_the G.O. A. T April 26, 2025

Carboning

When a senior chronically dates girls of a lower age bracket or transgender people of a significantly higher age bracket.

Mooseknuckle had a chronic addiction to carboning freshmen and sophomores.

by Jamesk4 February 9, 2026

Carbon Region

A concept that flips the idea of a personal "carbon footprint" on its head by analyzing the systemic, macro-level structures that determine an individual's environmental impact. If your carbon footprint is about your personal choices, the Carbon Region is about the neighborhood, city, or country you're born into—the pre-existing conditions you have no control over. It's the difference between choosing to bike to work (your footprint) and living in a city designed with bike lanes and dense housing versus a sprawling car-dependent suburb (your region). It argues that systemic change matters more than personal virtue.

"Karen keeps bragging about her reusable straws while flying private. Stop looking at her tiny carbon footprint and look at the Carbon Region she operates in—a world of private jets and superyachts that her 'choices' do nothing to change. The region is the problem, not the straw."

by Dumu The Void February 21, 2026

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025