Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021

Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

Canadian Backjack

When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.

I jus got Canadian Backjacked

by D-speed December 12, 2011

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

canadian prepper

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.

BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.

by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023

Canadian Thanksgiving

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.

Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!

by mentalkid123 August 5, 2017