Cowey Cow

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

Person 1: hi cow
Cowey Cow: MOOO MOO MOO MOO

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

The cow's tits

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks

"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"

by fwantastique April 27, 2009

sex cow

A fat girl you keep around just to fuck.

After giving me a blowjob, my sex cow and I almost broke my bed.

by mike litoris777 August 1, 2017

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008

sisters and a cow

An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.

Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man

by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019

cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008