piss corn

A very fun way to pass time with your friends and loved ones, but illegal in at least all countries.

1: Take a cooked corn cob
2: Use a syringe to remove the fluid from all the kernels
3: Replace fluid with urine
4: Throw urine-filled cob at an ambulance

Remember, the ambulance is the most important part. If pressed for time, the corn can be boiled in urine instead of having its fluid replaced manually, but this requires a large quantity of urine.

"Hey, Bob, you still getting refills on that Mountain Dew?"

"I sure am!"

"How's about we take that as an advantage to go piss corning with Larry, tonight?"

"Sounds just spiffy!"

by Hotels March 19, 2009

corn palace

(n). A seedy asian massage parlor which gives full body massages. In particular, this includes a massage of the anus and is often administered using only the tongue.

That bitch's breath stinks; I think she works at a corn palace.

by tdude June 03, 2007

corn-hole

To get bonked in the butt

George W. is cornholing the country!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

pwn corn

The better version of popcorn. Not only does it taste better, it pwns too.

Doug: Hey can I have some pop corn?
Brand: I don't have any pop corn, but I do have some Pwn Corn
Doug: Alright!

by Tim Osmond November 29, 2006

Corn Packer

A derogatory term for a gay Iowan, per Stephen Colbert.

Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.

by blitzix September 24, 2010

corn nigger

a person of native american descent, usually used as a derogatory term, is a compound noun of "corn" and "nigger". "Corn" refers to the food source cultivated by most Native American tribes in the Southwest United States.

That corn nigger's drunk again.

by 20-twen March 25, 2007

Corn on the Cob

The sexual act of inserting the penis into the anus after having feed the owner of the anus corn for weeks on end.The anus must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the anus their is corn all over the penis...Hence Corn on the Cob is created.Great Job!

I had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some "corn on the cob".

by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009