EMO CON

when you get scammed by people who regret every thing, or a gathering of emo people.

"bro,i think i just got emo conned."
"dude, that emo con last night was crazy, it made me want to sing."

by Virgil simp April 15, 2023

con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

con

An alternative word for "Happy Corner".

"Con him!"

by Don't be so serious December 21, 2016

The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.

I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.

by northbot October 20, 2025

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by Dan September 20, 2003

goldie-con

the act of a rural white boy wearing gold teeth,(who lives in the suburbs and has never been to jail).

dude1: you nick is real cool, hes rockin the mad golds!

dude2:yo nick is a goldie-con,he aint real!!

by big QPeeezy June 23, 2009

con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019