Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Callum

little chubby ginger cunt

are you a callum?

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019

Callum

A skater boy who is always caring. He is mainly shy and you need to get to know him to really gain his trust. He is very quiet and wears Vans and has long, blonde hair.

“Hey, have you seen Callum?” ~ Kid 1
“Yeah, I want to get to know him, he seems lonely. ” ~ Kid 2

by aeros December 7, 2019

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021

Callum

He is Megan’s boyfriend.

Megan: CALLUM’S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol

by Lolcakes.jk December 6, 2019

Callum

The type of guy that will do anything for a primal shotgun in Fortnite. Even murder his pets

Callum: GIVE ME PRIMAL SHOTGUN

Joe: SUCK MY DICK

Callum: *kills*

by CALLUMWANTSIT March 19, 2021

Callum

Callum is a truly amazing person, if you ever do get to meet them. A confident and kind person, who is lovely to spend time with and is someone whom you can get together with and have a nice time.

Friends: “Ladies watch out, Callum’s about!”

by Callum Wyatt April 6, 2021