Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!
by Chris NoPants October 18, 2006
Get the Burn Returnmug. by dom101baller December 18, 2018
Get the Malakai Burnsmug. An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.
"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
by brandesign82 August 24, 2016
Get the burning logmug. Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions
by Piss indian May 6, 2020
Get the Cock burnmug. Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.
by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018
Get the Burning Monkeymug. A hybrid Weed strand, consisting of white widow (the strongest strand of marjiuana) and orange kush. This occurs when the two plants are grown next to each other, which produces this great hybrid. The orange kush does however decrease the strength of the white widow leaving this strand with a 7/10. The strength of headies and the price of mids.
by Kryo Tronic December 12, 2010
Get the Burning Widowmug. A wrestling term, after wrestling a african-american the rash and burn. Very similar to rug burn but the oil and the sweat stings more.
Jane:"Did you get rug burn?"
Dave:"No, just afro burn."
Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."
Dave:"No, just afro burn."
Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."
by Hunter R. December 14, 2008
Get the afro burnmug.