Bryan Garner

The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.

Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.

by Bryansss December 21, 2016

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

The Bryan

When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.

*The boys are having a fire*

Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”

*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*

The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”

by Chills125 April 17, 2020

bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.

omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

bryan and rachael

When luge gives you lemons, you make kids and brownies.

We gonna be Bryan and Rachael today?

by Ijkedit4reel February 26, 2017

Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him

Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.

by Dok5150 June 11, 2018

Alfonso and bryan

two faggots who shouldn't be able to breathe and walk the fuckign earth. they love licking each other head to toe and love being allerigc to some pussy

alfonso and bryan some fucking BUMS

by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025