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Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.
"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"
by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024
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Brazilian Pipeline

When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.
Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!
by Texan Trackster March 16, 2024
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Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party
“Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye
by Farkus dee March 27, 2024
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Brazilian blower

When a man blows vape vapor into a woman’s ass and she farts it onto his face
by Unknown10273748283 September 29, 2025
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Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.
A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
by JayeKaye October 6, 2025
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Brazilian You-Jizz-To

A hot ass Brazilian woman that you jerk off to.
I was watching Lola Vibes on Porn Hub and I couldn’t help myself from shooting a load across my phone screen. Lola Vibes is the Brazilian You-Jizz-to.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025
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Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.
Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025
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