Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018

Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

brandon

a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.

"stop being such a brandon"

by peepee1392 June 12, 2019

Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020

Brandon

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.

BRANDON SUCKS ASS!

by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022