Brandon

The WORST FRIEND EVER to have. Ugly,fat,looks like Patrick the damn star and has the iq of a rock.

Brandon has fat teeth.

by Higma February 10, 2019

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"

by Bigboialex September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018

Brandon

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's

by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018

Brandon

A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey

Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.

by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable

Brandon can die.

by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018