Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Bacon bonce

Nonce chomo pedo

Your a bacon mate, "what" bacon bonce nonce

by Dicky Hicky September 23, 2022

bacon when the

bacon when the is god himself. all hail bacon when the.

person 1: hey, you know what bacon when the is?
person 2: yeah, he's god himself. all hail bacon when the

by bacon when the November 10, 2021

bacon with steaksauce

an experimental but awesome dish consisting of one of the world's greatest meat dishes with A1, the world's greatest steaksauce

a phrase combining 2 words that each are synonymous with an expression of joy and goodness

what's for dinner?
bacon!
oh my bacon with steaksauce! this is gonna be awesomeness!
bacon with steaksauce? didn't think of that one, let's try it, it's going to be very bacon with steaksauce!

by UM North Quad August 29, 2011

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010