Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

by dom101baller December 18, 2018

Burn Return

When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!

Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!

by Chris NoPants October 18, 2006

Cock burn

Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions

Dude last night she grabbed my cock and balls and gave me a cock burn

by Piss indian May 6, 2020

jean burn

When tou are getin dry humped to hard while still wearin pants, and the friciton makes it burn.

You my girl friend was dry humping me so hard last night i got jean burn

by David Decker October 7, 2007

Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018

burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

afro burn

A wrestling term, after wrestling a african-american the rash and burn. Very similar to rug burn but the oil and the sweat stings more.

Jane:"Did you get rug burn?"
Dave:"No, just afro burn."

Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."

by Hunter R. December 14, 2008