An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.
"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
by brandesign82 August 24, 2016
Get the burning logmug. by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016
Get the Burn the biscuitsmug. A wrestling term, after wrestling a african-american the rash and burn. Very similar to rug burn but the oil and the sweat stings more.
Jane:"Did you get rug burn?"
Dave:"No, just afro burn."
Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."
Dave:"No, just afro burn."
Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."
by Hunter R. December 14, 2008
Get the afro burnmug. The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.
It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.
by GullibleZine September 8, 2007
Get the Web-Burnmug. by David Decker October 7, 2007
Get the jean burnmug. A hybrid Weed strand, consisting of white widow (the strongest strand of marjiuana) and orange kush. This occurs when the two plants are grown next to each other, which produces this great hybrid. The orange kush does however decrease the strength of the white widow leaving this strand with a 7/10. The strength of headies and the price of mids.
by Kryo Tronic December 12, 2010
Get the Burning Widowmug. Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.
by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018
Get the Burning Monkeymug.