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Big Dick

David: I have a Big Dick
Jane: 2 is not that big of a number
by Actually Huge June 8, 2021
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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
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Big fat dick in my mouth

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this
hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay
by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021
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Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.
Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019
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Big dick energy

You know how not always but usually getting a big truck means that have little dick this term is little dick compensation at its finest projecting your insicurities on others
That one guy "I just slapped some chick because I have big dick energy"

Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
by Yourallnotsmart March 7, 2020
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big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird
by Matt Bando March 14, 2023
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big dick pablo

A nickname for Galactus, a character from Marvel Comics.
There does not exist a mortal who can stand before Galactus, or Big Dick Pablo, as some people call him.
by correlation_lee July 12, 2024
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