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Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.
Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!
by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009
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Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.
Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011
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Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.
'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
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Mexican funny basket

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.
by Jake MacIsaac Josh Carpenter January 13, 2011
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Jiggly Cunt Basket

a cunt basket that is so loose that it jiggles. Also, favorite insult toward thy council of wookie.
That hand bell player is such a jiggly cunt basket!!!
by ChodeGuzzler March 26, 2009
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Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.
by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009
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Hell in a hand basket

Describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad
Person #1 age 20 What do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the Patriot Act
Person #2 age 60 This country is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.

Person #1 I never heard that saying

Person #2 Old saying, Urban UP young man!!
by John Hopper May 18, 2005
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