horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”
jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket
by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019
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Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.
Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!
by Lenny Bruce November 13, 2008
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Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.
Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
by Maxwell Plantana February 22, 2011
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Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
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Mexican funny basket

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.
by Jake MacIsaac Josh Carpenter January 12, 2011
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Jiggly Cunt Basket

a cunt basket that is so loose that it jiggles. Also, favorite insult toward thy council of wookie.
That hand bell player is such a jiggly cunt basket!!!
by ChodeGuzzler March 26, 2009
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Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.
by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009
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