Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down
˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking
by Gameify January 16, 2024
Get the Australianmug. One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018
Get the Australian Curb Stompmug. Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.
Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"
by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023
Get the Australian Circumcisionmug. by Taxopoo July 7, 2022
Get the Australian fountainmug. *The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the The Great Australian Bitemug. by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017
Get the Australian Lobotomymug. 1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.
2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.
3. Motorboating for your gooch.
2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.
3. Motorboating for your gooch.
Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
by dinkysweets104 February 8, 2021
Get the Australian Motorboatmug.