by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025
Get the The Australian sausage rollmug. by imanalien April 18, 2019
Get the Australian kissmug. A fellatio given by a woman to a man who has covered his penis in Jalapeno extract. Typically, one would have a stranger (his name must be Phil,) masturbating in the corner.
Jill: I was giving Barack a Grilled Australian Pepper, but Phil looked way hotter.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.
by T.P. for my bunghole November 30, 2016
Get the Grilled Australian Peppermug. The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
by Ripn888 October 3, 2021
Get the Australian Headbuttmug. When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024
Get the Australian Handshakemug. An Australian waterfall is the act of marinating a juicy t bone steak in a lady's period blood and proceeding to barbecue it.
by Pooh bear's constipated rectum January 19, 2014
Get the Australian Waterfallmug. by Joenashhh May 17, 2025
Get the Australian Turnpikemug.