anted

Anted is a cute fine little boy. He is friendly and gives good advice. This is a girl’s man o. Girls take him before it’s too late. If your sad anted will do everything he can to cheer you up. If you are about to die and only anted can save you, he would give you his heart. This boy is a sweetheart. If you don’t have an anted in your life what the hell are you doing with it. GIRLS TAKE HIM NOW

Beat it. He’s mine jare. No I called dibs on anted first

by Yaba boy July 29, 2019

Fantom Ants

When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.

I got fantom ants after clearing up that sticky juice spill

by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 22, 2010

Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Va-gi-ant

An unusually huge vagina that literally rivals that of a horse.

Kelli and I slept together last night and she has a va-gi-ant.

by scrappington2 February 15, 2021

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

Ant Carlucci

a filthy liberal with a curved cock

dude, youre being such an ant carlucci

by dfshuij berfhjv August 02, 2018

Ant Groupchat

Famous groupchat on stan Twitter with elite members. Mostly known for the hot & funny members. Everyone in this groupchat is amazing, beautiful, talented & loved.

P1: “have you heard of the Ant Groupchat”
P2: “of course! they are so hot!”

by ANGELSAIMIGHTY November 10, 2020