When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
by SweetTooth May 14, 2018
by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 07, 2023
by DB Beej July 17, 2014
An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.
Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"
by victorgardin May 17, 2025
by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018