alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars

alyssa sloan ate all our food

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

alyssa and hope

One of the cutest couples i know. They make eachother laugh. Hope cares about Alyssa with all her heart. Nobody will ever change hopes mind Alyssa is the one. Alyssa is truly in love with the way hope acts and Alyssa just loves her so much. They do fight about dumb things and cry alot that's because they love eachother more than words can describe.

Alyssa and Hope are very cute!

by Easygzay101 May 15, 2018

Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.

Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her

by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019

alyssa 2.0

Extremely beautiful with a perfect smile.

‘You’re hot when you drink coffee; you’re such an Alyssa 2.0’

by That dude. December 26, 2017

alyssa bunckly

a girl who looks like a pig.

look at Alyssa bunckly the pig.

by ilovehamilton May 24, 2017

daddy alyssa

The most dominant form of an Alyssa. She is hot and such a tease. She knows who has a crush on her but she teases the heck out of them. She probably great in bed. She makes all the girls call her daddy. She knows her ways and she's so skilled at more than just her sport.

Daddy Alyssa do it again

Okay babe I will

by Daddy.x.Babe November 6, 2017

luke and alyssa

An affectionate couple who hold hands every chance they get. They’re best friends and lovers and enjoy talking about Doctor Who and The Office. They’re always together and love eachother a lot.

Luke and Alyssa are relationship goals!

by marshmellowsweaterfest November 16, 2017