Christian

the spanish kid in the corner that watches the same jojos episode everyday

christian is a weeaboo

by cuklord May 11, 2016

Christian

A guy who is really buff and gets all the girls. His best friends are pretty hot too. And buff. The girls that he hangs out with are really annoying like Evelia. She likes to ride his dick all the time.

wow thats Christian! Hes really hot and cute! So are his friends.

by Alex Ocegueda May 14, 2019

Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

by NCBuckets January 17, 2018

Christian

The biggest trash bot in the world

Christian: Let's go hennn!
Eliza: CHRISTIAN YOU ARE SUCH A TRASH BOT!!!!!

by Someonewhoisbetterthangod December 23, 2019

Christian

Fortnite Fanboy also very gay

Christian plays too much fortnitw

by joker4 September 13, 2020

Christian

He is a stalker!!!! He stalks me and my friends!

Christian stalks me and my friends

by Articfoxgirl1301 October 20, 2019

Christian

Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.

Omg, I am dating Christian and we had sex.

Isn’t Christian hot and a great football player

by Hot as helll November 23, 2017